“In my wife’s apartment in Paris, the ceilings are really fucking low. I don’t know why some Parisians decided to build these ceilings that were lower than a normal human being standing upright. She’s fine; she passes under all the beams and stuff with ease. I would always become preoccupied with something that I was doing while walking and smash my head into the beam. I was there for thirteen or fourteen days and I probably hit my head as many times.”

Mark Pellegrino