I have it posted on YouTube. He throws a bit of a tantrum because his partner-in-crime, Jonnie, will not play with him. She’s just had surgery, I think, so she wasn’t in the mood to play. He’s on our couch sulking about it. It’s about a fifty-second long video of him sulking and complaining like a human being. It’s adorable if you can catch it. It’s on my Reality Check website. It’s one of the first videos that pops up when you click on my YouTube channel.

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